Date: Wed, 6 Sep 1995 12:47:51 -0400


Subject: Re: English-only (fwd)

Why would he communicate in a foreign language our foreign policy? Come on

don't you think English should be the primary language in America? If

not, which do you about Russian or Chinesse? I heard those

are good foreign languages to know. We should make all our road signs in

those languages side by side, so we don't offend that one person who

doesn't know Russian or vice versa. Also, lets go ahead and switch our

currency over to the.....lets see.....the peso! I bet our Economy would

do wonders with that. Furthermore lets change our cultural history and

habits to make those who are not from America feel right at home.

Lastly, lets just rename America to The United Spanish, Russian,

Japanese, Chinese, African, Tibetan, Indian, etc. States of the World.

The only good thing about all this would be maybe we wouldn't have to

vote for Bill or Bob and just ask some other leader from another nation

to sit in the White House. Why not, huh?