Date: Wed, 6 Sep 1995 12:47:51 -0400
From: MICHAEL M FARRELL mmfarr01[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MOREHEAD-ST.EDU
Subject: Re: English-only (fwd)
Why would he communicate in a foreign language our foreign policy? Come on
don't you think English should be the primary language in America? If
not, which do you prefer....how about Russian or Chinesse? I heard those
are good foreign languages to know. We should make all our road signs in
those languages side by side, so we don't offend that one person who
doesn't know Russian or vice versa. Also, lets go ahead and switch our
currency over to the.....lets see.....the peso! I bet our Economy would
do wonders with that. Furthermore lets change our cultural history and
habits to make those who are not from America feel right at home.
Lastly, lets just rename America to The United Spanish, Russian,
Japanese, Chinese, African, Tibetan, Indian, etc. States of the World.
The only good thing about all this would be maybe we wouldn't have to
vote for Bill or Bob and just ask some other leader from another nation
to sit in the White House. Why not, huh?