Date: Tue, 10 Oct 1995 15:05:50 -0400 From: Wayne Glowka Subject: Re: Collecting things (I collect warnings) >At Ivar's Acres of Clams, a local seafood joint, there used to be, and >still may be, a sign that said something like: "To married men: No more >than two cups of Clam Nectar without a note from your wife." They still >sell lots of the stuff, though its efficacy seems dubious. > >Joseph B. Monda email: monda[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE] > smail: English Department Seattle University > Seattle WA 98122 (206) 296-5425 This somehow reminds me of a revised warning on a condom machine in a men's room in a diner featuring barbecue in a small town in North Carolina off I-77 just south of the Virginia border. Someone had scraped off part of the usual limiting claim, and the remainder read: "Sold only for the prevention of . . . ease." Wayne Glowka Professor of English Director of Research and Graduate Student Services Georgia College Milledgeville, GA 31061 912-453-4222 wglowka[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]