Date: Sun, 8 Oct 1995 09:40:15 EDT From: "Richard A. Spears" <72103.2357[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]COMPUSERVE.COM> Subject: PEAS >>>>> The way to catch a polar bear >>>>> is to cut a hole in the ice, the diameter of a polar bear, and circle >>>>> the perimeter with green peas. When the polar bear comes up to take a >>>>> pea, you hit it in the head. It may not be relevant, and it may have already been pointed out, but the punch line is not "hit it on the head" but "kick it in the ice-hole." Richard Spears