Date: Sat, 25 Oct 1997 18:55:49 -0400

From: "Bethany K. Dumas" dumasb[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]UTK.EDU

Subject: Metaphors to l*ve by

Okay, metaphans, here's one for you to take apart. Seems a local high

school sophomore class created a t-shirt for itself. On the front are

these words:

Sofmor Rednecks

Class of 2000

On the back are these:

Southern born

southern bred

'till we die

our necks are red.

See? Everything you ever thought about the sticks is true! (I mean, of

course, that they misspelled "southren.")

Students designed the t-shirt, the sale of which was designed to "promote

class spirit during Homecoming Week."