Date: Tue, 21 Oct 1997 23:03:06 -0400
From: Jim Crotty Monkmag[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]AOL.COM
Subject: HOW TO TALK AMERICAN
Jim "the Mad Monk" Crotty has taken the standard format of your average
slang book and turned it upside down, with plenty of digs to upset any
provincial reviewer. Endorsed by no less an authority than William
Safire (New York Times Magazine two different times in the summer of 97-
thank God he didn't actually read it!).
How To Talk American (Houghton Mifflin) has everything any phat bank new
jack Lab-Schooled dirty-testing mainline flame-baiting bit-flipping
byte-bonding aisle-gawking ghostbusting Scotty-searching mad spun
greenlocked beach nourished tree-hugging gross playing earwigged butt-
flossed boogered up brain farting hackalogical A-list Kinsey Six
cherry-picking trash-talking dialed in multi-culti Beverly-adjacent
hen-pecked high maintenance hardscrabble stage-diving crowd-surfing
fully actualized externally validated plugged in hella cool
nickle-diming bumfuzzled commonistic double stoked free ballin'
aqua-booting nipple rashed cannonballing bear-spotting doughnut-popping
Windy-bound cross-addicted bottom-hitting chopped up puked out
interupt-driven idea hamster could ever EVER want to know about American
There are hundreds of fascinating terms in this book ("Kevork,"
"trustafarian," "Behind the Zion Curtain"), plus complete lexicons to
regional banter, such as Bwostin ("the TS of a clown when there's no
around"), Picksburgh ("quit jaggin' dat jumbo!") and New Yawk ("Hey,
smatter wid you?").
But this is not only a groovy dictionary of slang, it is a compelling
snapshot of America as seen through the eyes of a man who has lived
eleven years on the road, meeting and greeting, obsessing and
procrastinating, but, most of all, just regretting. A "tour de farce,"
says the Great Dolly Lama. "Pretty good," says Jim's mom. If you ever
wanted the ideal Christmas gift, this book is it (it sure beats a pet
rock...bigger too). And a signed copy is only $15 through Monk (includes
p&h). Call 212-465-3231. Or write Mail Order Monk, 3288 21st Street,
#173 San Francisco, CA 94110. (Check, Mastercard or Visa accepted)