Date: Tue, 31 Oct 1995 00:04:08 -0500

From: James C Stalker stalker[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]PILOT.MSU.EDU

Subject: Re: Sulking Over Silky Milk & Ot

Many years ago, about 30+, a friend of mine from West Va. told a story on

himself about a trip to New York City. After a long night of drinking and

having fun, he wound up in a diner and asked for some /mEk/, but no one

understood what he wanted. His astute friend from NC translated for him and

asked for /mElk/. He decided that NYC was not his town.