Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 12:12:05 -0500 From: Grant Barrett Subject: RE>VERNACULAR MISHAPS I hope you don't mind me saying so, but this is another one of those joke lists that has been forwarded from here to kingdom come. I got it twice today, and I'll probably get it a dozen more times before Christmas. I'm not the list-owner or admin, so you don't have to listen to me, but I wonder if you could not forward this kind of stuff to the list? Below is a partial list of emails that I get all the time from folks just trying to be helpful and friendly. Clemson Wedding Revenge American Cancer Society 3 cents per message Good Times Virus Craig Shergold Cancer Cards Steven Wright/George Carlin jokes (most are actually from other comedians) Mouse Balls Microsoft Buys Catholic Church (as much as I hate to get it, still very funny) Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe Pen-Pal Virus Thanks tons. No offense. Meant. Taken? Grant Barrett gbarrett[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]dfjp.com -------------------------------------- From: Jim Crotty [Advertising screw-ups, etc., deleted]