Date: Wed, 8 Nov 1995 14:02:35 -0500 From: Wayne Glowka Subject: Funny Names for Newspapers While I'm on the subject on Rush Limbaugh, Rush was angry at a liberal reporterette (caller's word) from the Atlanta Urinal/Constipation (Journal/Constitution). Our local paper, the Union-Recorder, is often dubbed the Onion Disorder. In West Chester, PA, I heard the Daily Local News called the Daily Lack of News. My graduate student says that the Sandersville Progress is called the Regression. Surely, there are other funny monickers for papers around the country. Please post them. I could use a laugh. The college is giving me a paperweight today for 15 years of service. Wayne Glowka Professor of English Director of Research and Graduate Student Services Georgia College Milledgeville, GA 31061 912-453-4222 wglowka[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]