AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, continued
The press has neatly downplayed this, saying that INXS lead singer
Michael Hutchence (whose biggest hit was probably "New Sensation," and who
was starting an anniversary tour called "Lose Your Head") died under
"mysterious circumstances." Australia police are flying to interview Sir Bob
Geldof, Hutchence's girlfriend's estranged husband.
SICKEST INTERNET JOKE: If Michael Hutchence had given Lady Diana his belt,
they'd both be alive today.
ADDITIONAL _AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION_ THOUGHT: Wow! You miss one issue
Hustler, and you miss so much!