You gotta love "untrue facts." They beat "true facts" every time. In

March 1834, pg. 361, there are:

...to supply him with "_his facts_," but resorts to advertisements, and

puffs, and newspaper scraps for them.


This last assertion is one of Barrymore's "_untrue facts_."


This is another of Barrymore's "_untrue facts_."

On that note, and with "Black Maria" still pending, this Barrymore will

sign off, chase Mariah Carey out of the room, and go to sleep.