You gotta love "untrue facts." They beat "true facts" every time. In
March 1834, pg. 361, there are:
...to supply him with "_his facts_," but resorts to advertisements, and
puffs, and newspaper scraps for them.
This last assertion is one of Barrymore's "_untrue facts_."
This is another of Barrymore's "_untrue facts_."
On that note, and with "Black Maria" still pending, this Barrymore will
sign off, chase Mariah Carey out of the room, and go to sleep.