Date: Wed, 12 Nov 1997 19:31:36 +0200

From: Liudmila Kostiukevich lvk[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]USM.MD

Subject: Re: taboo words

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FUCK - Our most versatile word. By it's stress and intonation it can

describe many

emotions and no other word can be used in such varied categories. It can

be used as

a noun (I don't give a fuck) as an adjective (It's a fucking beauty) and

as a verb in

it's transactive form (The game was fucked up by the weather) and

intransitive (He

well and truly fucked it up) as well as in its normal form (I fucked her

good and


Everyday expressions show it's true versatility:

Perplexity - I'll do it my fucking self

Denial - I know fuck all about it

Apathy - Who gives a fuck

Admission - I fucking did it

Greeting - How the fuck are you

Fraud - I got well fucked over that deal

Resignation - Oh fuck it

Difficulty - That's fucked it

Disdain - Fuck off

Bewilderment - Who can fucking understand that?

Derision - He fucks everything up

Dismissal - Up your fucking arse

Challenge - Who do you think you fucking are?

Command - Do it your fucking self

Query - Who the fuck did that?

The word has of course, been used by some very famous personages, the mos=




Full steam ahead and fuck the icebergs Captain of the Titanic

What a place to plant a fucking tree Marc Bolan / Bucks Fizz

That's not a fucking real gun John Lennon

The fucking throttles stuck Donald Campbell

Who's going to fucking know President Nixon

Who let the fucking woman drive Space shuttle captain

We need a new fucking stand anyway Chairman Bradford City

I'm fucking dreading our gas bill Hitler

This isn't my fucking room Mrs. Tebbit

Jesus? Who the fuck is he? Bishop of Durham

Of course I can fucking fly Buddy Holly

I said I could smell fucking petrol Nikki Lauda

What the fuck was that! Mayor of Hirosima

She's just a fucking secretary Cecil Parkinson

I'm outside the fucking exclusion zone Captain of Belgrano

Look at the fucking Indians General Custer

You'll never get away with that fucker Lord Lucan's Nanny

Is that fucking boat safe? Lord Mountbatten

Who'd fucking shoot me? John F Kennedy

Wait 'till they hear this fucker Guy Fawkes

That's another good cloak fucked Sir Walter Raleigh

It'll be all fucking over by Xmas Arthur Scargill

It is my best fucking coat Michael foot

Watch him, He'll have some fuckers

eye out King Harold

Who the fuck left the doors open? Captain, Herald of free


Who's nicked my fucking bike? Norman Tebbit

No fucker uses proper English these days Prince of Wales.




Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the

English language is the word "Fuck". It is the one magical word, which,

just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, hate. In language

"Fuck" falls into many grammatical catigories. It can be used as a verb,

both transitive (Jhon fucked Mary) and intransitive Mary was fucked by

Jhon). It can be an active verb (Jhon really gives a fuck) or a passive

verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking

interested in Jhon), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be

used as a adverb: (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are

very few words with the versatility of "Fuck".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be

used to describe many situations:

Greetings............"How the fuck are you?"

Fraud................"I got fucked by the car dealer."

Dismay..............."Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble.............."Well, I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression............"Fuck you!"

Disgust..............."Fuck me"

Confusion............."What the fuck"

Difficulty............"I don't anderstand this fucking business."

Despair..............."Fucked again"

Incompetence.........."He fucks up everything"

Displeasure..........."What the fuck is going on here"

Lost.................."Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief............."Unfucking believable."

Retaliation..........."Up your fucking ass."

It can be used in an anatomical description - He's a fucking asshole

It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty

It can be used in business - How did I wind up with this fucking job?

It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker"

It can be political - Fuck Tip O'Neil

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all those

fucking Indians come from ?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor

of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that ?" And, last but not least, the

immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said "Where is all

this fucking water coming from ?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How

can anyone be offended when you say fuck ? Use it frequently in your

daily speech: It will add to your prestige.

Today! Say to someone

Fuck you!