Date: Mon, 1 May 1995 07:54:36 -0400 From: David Muschell Subject: Re: Cross-post: on n X short of a Y >The other day, a local DJ finished his report of Heather Lockheed's >splitting up with her rock star boyfriend after she learned he was >partying with other females on the road by saying, > "Can you believe that guy? Cheating on Heather Lockheed. He must > be at least one guitar short of a band." > >beth simon I think you've malapropped the jet-setter: Locklear (it's a plane mistake). David Muschell