Date:  Mon, 1 May 1995 07:54:36 -0400

From:  David Muschell <dmuschell[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MAIL.GAC.PEACHNET.EDU>

Subject: Re: Cross-post: on n X short of a Y



>The other day, a local DJ finished his report of Heather Lockheed's

>splitting up with her rock star boyfriend after she learned he was

>partying with other females on the road by saying,

>    "Can you believe that guy? Cheating on Heather Lockheed. He must

>    be at least one guitar short of a band."

>

>beth simon



I think you've malapropped the jet-setter: Locklear (it's a plane mistake).



David Muschell