Date: Mon, 1 May 1995 06:40:30 EST From: Beth Lee Simon Subject: Re: Cross-post: on n X short of a Y The other day, a local DJ finished his report of Heather Lockheed's splitting up with her rock star boyfriend after she learned he was partying with other females on the road by saying, "Can you believe that guy? Cheating on Heather Lockheed. He must be at least one guitar short of a band." beth simon