Date: Thu, 4 May 1995 13:39:23 EDT
From: Shani Walker s.walker[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MSUACAD.MOREHEAD-ST.EDU
Subject: Re: Heather Locklear
The other day, a local DJ finished his report of Heather Lockheed's
splitting up with her rock star boyfriend after she learned he was
partying with other females on the road by saying,
"Can you believe that guy? Cheating on Heather Lockheed. He must
be at least one guitar short of a band."
I think you mean Locklear. Lockheed makes planes.
I think that was the whole point exactly...Lockheed=planes= Heather