Date: Tue, 2 May 1995 08:12:15 -0400
From: David Muschell dmuschel[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MAIL.GAC.PEACHNET.EDU
Subject: Re: Cross-post: on n X short of a Y
Ach! You're right. In fact, I was thinking that the rock-and-roller
was Van Halen, but maybe I mean Van Allen.
You've "Jump"ed (big Van Halen hit) to the wrong conclusion: Locklear
_was_ married to hard-rocker Tommie Lee (one tatoo short of a taboo) who is
now married to _BayWatch_ beauty Pamela Anderson ("Pamela": an "invented"
name from _Arcadia_ by Sidney (late 1500's) quite fitting for a
self-invented sex symbol who is one swimsuit short of a synchronized swim
team). They had "rings" tatooed on their fingers (how touching, and how
difficult to get removed if vows turn to rows).
Just tabbing through the tabloids (and trying _hard_ to stay on task [X
short of a Y] for the sake of the side road we've taken.