Date: Wed, 27 Mar 1996 06:18:33 -0800 From: SETH SKLAREY Subject: Re: Lavatory = ? I always thought that the book "LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE" which was popular several years ago was the autobiography of a urologist. Seth Sklarey Wittgenstein School of the Unspoken Word Coconut grove, FL crissiet[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE] P.S. My favorite slogan on a septic tank cleanout truck for a local plumbing company is "We're Number 1 in the Number 2 business." ============= >> The euphemisms we learned as children for excretory acts were "NUMBER 1" and >> "NUMBER 2." I leave it to those of you who learned other terms to guess >