Date: Wed, 8 Mar 1995 11:43:05 EST From: "Janet M. Fuller" Subject: Re: loose meat and vegans News break, Columbia, South Carolina: A piece of loose meat was seen walking down the street, mumbling to herself in a dialect thought to carry features of a general drumstick dialect, but actually having its origins in early Scotch-Irish shank which immigrated to the South Atlantic states in the form of a red-haired prostitute... The relative markedness of this phenomena is thought to contribute to the late acquisition of carnivore behavior among mammalian NP referents. This came to me in a dream. Do you think I can get a discharge from academia on the grounds of insanity? Scary thought: I am almost finished writing my paper for 791, and it sounds a lot like the above. see ya, jmf