Date: Mon, 21 Mar 1994 14:04:40 -0500 From: Ellen Johnson Subject: Dan Rather I never realized Dan Rather was from the Deep South until I heard him broadcasting from inside a recently abandoned Iraqi bunker during the Gulf War. He looked weary, had a heavy 5 o'clock shadow, and didn't use a single post-vocalic /r/ in the whole report! Ellen Johnson ellenj[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]