Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 13:41:32 -0500
From: "Bethany K. Dumas" dumasb[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]UTK.EDU
Subject: Re: Annoy those Yankees! (fwd from a student)

On Tue, 24 Mar 1998, Peter Richardson wrote:

Don't forget to add: "Remember that red light I told you about? Well, it
might be green."

Yes. And NEVER NEVER say "traffic light" or "traffic signal" or even
"green light." It's always "red light," preferably with the stress on
red. Front stress also on guitar and police, which should be worked
into the directions.