Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 10:34:10 -0800
From: Peter Richardson prichard[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]LINFIELD.EDU
Subject: Re: Annoy those Yankees! (fwd from a student)

I think they turned it into a Amoco. Or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right
there..." "You said left." "Did I? Well, turn left there and follow it
until you see a big fish on your left. I remember when that fish used to
be on the other side of town..."
Don't forget to add: "Remember that red light I told you about? Well, it
might be green."

24. Ask them if it's still snowing up North.
As I recall, "It's snowing down south" means "Your slip is showing." I
wonder whether "It's snowing up north" means something analogous...