Date: Wed, 27 Mar 1996 06:18:33 -0800
From: SETH SKLAREY crissiet[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]IX.NETCOM.COM
Subject: Re: Lavatory = ?
I always thought that the book "LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE" which was
years ago was the autobiography of a urologist.
Wittgenstein School of the Unspoken Word
Coconut grove, FL
crissiet[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]ix.netcom.com
P.S. My favorite slogan on a septic tank cleanout truck for a local
plumbing company is
"We're Number 1 in the Number 2 business."
The euphemisms we learned as children for excretory acts were "NUMBER 1" and
"NUMBER 2." I leave it to those of you who learned other terms to guess