Date: Wed, 8 Mar 1995 11:43:05 EST
From: "Janet M. Fuller" JMCFULL[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]UNIVSCVM.BITNET
Subject: Re: loose meat and vegans
News break, Columbia, South Carolina: A piece of loose
meat was seen walking down the street, mumbling to herself
in a dialect thought to carry features of a general drumstick
dialect, but actually having its origins in early
Scotch-Irish shank which immigrated to the South Atlantic
states in the form of a red-haired prostitute...
The relative markedness of this phenomena is thought
to contribute to the late acquisition of carnivore
behavior among mammalian NP referents.
This came to me in a dream.
Do you think I can get a discharge from academia on the
grounds of insanity?
Scary thought: I am almost finished writing my paper for
791, and it sounds a lot like the above.
see ya, jmf