Date: Wed, 14 Jun 1995 18:46:58 -0400

From: Allan Metcalf AAllan[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]AOL.COM

Subject: All the news of the American Dialect Society

Do you know when abstracts are due

for the Methods meeting in Wales?

Do you know about NWAVE too

and the Dictionary Society details?

Are the ADS Annual Meeting speakers

and sessions all within reach?

Do you know there are "devil's dice" seekers

at DARE, who salvation beseech?

What books, you may ask, have been written

by colleagues in our little legion?

Do you know what topics NCTE will be hittin'?

and our meetings in each separate region?

All this, and much more, can be yours

in the Newsletter of ADS;

to get it, just open your purse

for a $30 annual membership, or ask for a sample copy and it will be sent

absolutely free, no less.

- Allan Metcalf, executive secretary AAllan[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]