Date: Mon, 9 Jan 1995 16:49:00 EST

From: "Dennis.Preston" 22709MGR[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MSU.EDU

Subject: Edith Juan

Dear Wayne:

Since you are not a Louisville adolescent (and apparently neither are your

friends and colleagues) it will have to be explained.

Edith is eateth (eat+eth)-I even joked about philology to help you along with

this. Juan is One; therefore, eateth one, a reference (at least in our

adolescent minds) to fellatio.

Dennis (a former Louisville adolescent) Preston

P.S.: In fairness, it should be pointed out that accurate Spanish

pronunciation will also get in the way of the joke, if joke such trash may be