Date: Fri, 12 Dec 1997 10:45:59 -0600 From: Thomas Creswell Subject: Night Before Xmas I wonder if someone would be kind enough to post to me a copy of the recent ADS-L message containing a parody of the Xmas poem in PC language. I majored in cyberineptitude and graduated at the head of my class, so I characteristically inadvertently zapped the message, which I intended to save because of my interest in register-influenced variant versions of messages. Thanks in advance