Date: Wed, 14 Dec 1994 11:26:44 -0600 From: debaron[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]UIUC.EDU Subject: Re: PS on new words When I chose "the contract with America" for my personal WOTY, I considered a number of others as well. I offer the other choices for the ADS nomination pool: OSFA (acronym for One Size Fits All, which of course it doesn't) morph (virtual reality for the Power Rangers generation) the bell curve (where most of the people are below average) Pentium (the flawed chip that calculated IQs for the bell curve) and of course, the contract with America (guaranteed to raise the gross national IQ) dennis -- Dennis Baron debaron[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE] Department of English 217-333-2392 University of Illinois fax: 217-333-4321 608 South Wright Street Urbana, Illinois 61801