Date: Fri, 12 Dec 1997 10:45:59 -0600

From: Thomas Creswell creswell[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]CROWN.NET

Subject: Night Before Xmas

I wonder if someone would be kind enough to post to me a copy of the

recent ADS-L message containing a parody of the Xmas poem in PC


I majored in cyberineptitude and graduated at the head of my class, so I

characteristically inadvertently zapped the message, which I intended to

save because of my interest in register-influenced variant versions of


Thanks in advance