PHILANTROPY SPECIAL



This is the giving season. The sidewalk Santas (maybe I'll do that one)

are out. Ted Turner gave a billion dollars!

DOORMAN: Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Popik!

POPIK: Happy Thanksgiving!

I was cleaning out my files and found these two interesting items. I'll

probably post "sin words" through Chistmas, and then maybe post the first

citation of a flying reindeer.

DOORMAN: Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Popik!

POPIK: You just said that!! Actually, it's past Thanksgiving! I got the

card with the fifty names on it! Please, I'm on the internet!

DOORMAN: Happy holidays, Mr. Popik!

"Happy holidays--second notice" should arrive any day now....



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