Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1993 22:13:00 EST

From: "Dennis.Preston" 22709MGR[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MSU.BITNET

Subject: Re: pen/hail/half past

Don Lance grew up in a better area than us old Louisvillians. When people

plagued us about the time (or we just felt sassy). we said:

Half past a monkey's ass

Quarter up the hole.

(Variants - his/its hole.

Dennis Preston