Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1993 22:13:00 EST
From: "Dennis.Preston" 22709MGR[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MSU.BITNET
Subject: Re: pen/hail/half past
Don Lance grew up in a better area than us old Louisvillians. When people
plagued us about the time (or we just felt sassy). we said:
Half past a monkey's ass
Quarter up the hole.
(Variants - his/its hole.