Date: Wed, 31 Aug 1994 10:53:59 -0700 From: THOMAS L CLARK Subject: Query on bawd Given the raucous nature of some of my colleagues on this list, I suppose this is as good a place as any to post this query. Probably better than average. An elderly lady friend (former university regent, fercryingoutloud) Asks me some of the strangest questions. Here is her latest: Are the following lines from a music-hall song, and what are the missing lines, represented by ta-da-da-da-DA? This is my daughter, Sir, Can't hold her water, Sir, Whenever she laughs, Sir, she peas! Ta-da-da-da-DA, Ta-da-da-da-DA, There she goes again, Sir, Please! Cheers, Thomas L. Clark tlc[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]