Date: Sat, 8 Apr 1995 12:38:31 -0500

From: wachal robert s rwachal[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]BLUE.WEEG.UIOWA.EDU

Subject: Uranus

You just can't win with 'Uranus'. If you stress the first syllable, it

sounds like an adjective describing a certain yellow liquid. But it is,

nonetheless, preferable. Did you raise this problem in your MALEDICTA

article, Dennis?

Bob Wachal