Date: Fri, 15 Apr 1994 10:58:08 -0500

From: Natalie Maynor maynor[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]RA.MSSTATE.EDU

Subject: Re: I guess weren't not in Kansas anymore, Todo

to leave, and the manager realized his big mistake. He said, "Oh, I am very

sorry. I thought you said 'senile dog.'"

This reminds me of my "dogs 'n wheelchairs" miscommunication. A couple of

years ago I was late for lunch because I had been in the Student Support

Services office seeing one of my advisees. When I got to the cafeteria

and a friend asked me where I had been, I told her and then started

describing the Support Services building since I'd found it an interesting

place. I said, "It was full of dogs and wheelchairs." Wide-eyed, she

responded, "Why were the dogs in wheelchairs??"

--Natalie (maynor[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]