Date: Mon, 15 Jun 1998 18:59:24 -0700
From: "A. Vine"
Subject: Linguistic humor

I apologize if I've sent this before - my mind is full of email and

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow

Electricians can be delighted
Musicians denoted
Cowboys deranged
Models deposed
Dry cleaners depressed
Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted!

Even more...

Bedmakers will be debunked
Baseball players will be debased
Landscapers will be deflowered
Bulldozer operators will be degraded
Organ donors will be delivered
Software QA engineers will be detested
The BVD company will be debriefed
Even musical composers will eventually decompose.

On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be

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